Dear Kyle
I heard you were engaged or something. Because I’ve been engaged twice I feel like it’s my duty to tell
you it probably won’t work out.
Mainly cause she’s a skeezy whore with a kid
Dear Dave,
Why won’t you just go away? Why is it your mission to stay in my life? You already won. Seeing you
makes me nauseated and when you’re nice to me I really want break off all your fingers. Plus you applied at my job! Who does that? I waste so much time thinking of ways to avoid you. I hope it makes you happy knowing that I can’t validate other relationships as real things, when I think I butchered the one good thing I had. Yet everyone i talk to tells me they're glad I'm not married.
Dear Jeff,
I don’t have a lot to say to you. Just that I thought we had a shot. I thought being in a relationship scared
you. I had feeling for you since I was 17.
But I guess we blew up that boat. I hope you get herpes.
Dear James,
What can I say, I almost threw up when I found out about your girlfriend. But I guess that’s just because
I always thought you’d be there when I needed someone as mad as me. I think I’m getting too old for
this though. I guess I just need to let you go.
Ps. Maybe she won’t turn out to be a lesbian.
Sincerely the Dreamer of the day.
I considered changing the names. I considered deleting everything. I just couldn’t though. In my addled
fever dream state, I just had to be honest. I really don’t care anymore.
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